Why things are awkward between me and God

He never once offered to pay for gas and was constantly bumming smokes.


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He got you too???

Dude, the last time God came over to my house for a pot luck dinner, all he brought was a loaf of bread and can of sardines. That’ll be the last supper he gets invited to at my house.

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